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Meet the heroes of the Paradise Police Department.
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 | Officer Kevin Crawford
Voiced by David Herman
The eager, dim, hopelessly optimistic rookie. Joined the force at 18, mostly to impress his dad. Famous for accidentally shooting his father in the testicles as a kid, a fact Randall brings up CONSTANTLY. |
| | Chief Randall Crawford
Voiced by Tom Kenny
Kevin's furious, foul-mouthed father and the iron-fisted boss of Paradise PD. Permanently disappointed in his son. Ex-husband of Mayor Karen. |
| | | Officer Gina Jabowski
Voiced by Sarah Chalke
Wildly violent, totally unhinged, and weirdly devoted to Kevin. Solves nearly every problem with brute force and one very prominent one-word insult. |
| | Officer Dusty Marlow
Voiced by Dana Snyder
A big, sweet, childlike officer with a heart of gold and a LOT of cats (RIP Mr. Meowgi). Stays cheerful no matter how gruesome the case gets. |
| | | Officer Gerald 'Fitz' Fitzgerald
Voiced by Cedric Yarbrough
A PTSD-rattled, drug-loving officer who is often somewhere very far from reality. Surprisingly the voice of reason. Sometimes. |
| | Officer Stanley Hopson
Voiced by Dana Snyder
The ancient, senile, proudly bisexual veteran officer the department literally cannot afford to retire. His stories defy explanation. |
| | | Bullet
Voiced by Kyle Kinane
The department's drug-sniffing dog who is hopelessly addicted to drugs himself. Runs a side business or two. Honestly kind of the smartest one there. |
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